- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Do you play piano? No

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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