- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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