Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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