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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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