- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."