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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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