if life hands u melons, make melonade.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Wigan.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's two plus two? Window

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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