Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

don't read this

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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