- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

wanna here a joke? you.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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