- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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