Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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This sentance contains three errers

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Anti Joke

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