- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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