A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Women's rights

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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lol

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when debbie meets downer

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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