My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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