- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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