Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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