i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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