- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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scraggle is in you pillow case

wanna here a good joke? me too.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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