- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Your mother is so fat.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

retard

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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