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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Haha, I get it..

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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