- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Horse with a chair on his head.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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