- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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