Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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