- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

this is not a drill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

knock knock whos there? nobody

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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