What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

My love life

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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