- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Women's rights.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A dog was barking at a tree

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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