How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Obama being reelected.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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