Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Im cute hehehee

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Once upon a time

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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