- Anti Joke

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.