- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Tilt your screen back

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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