- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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