- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

The game.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Pianos.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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