- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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