- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

roses are red violets are indigo

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Hail Hitler

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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