- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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