- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Knock knock Come in

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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