How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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