Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why? Why not?

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