a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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