What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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bologna

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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