Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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PIED NINNY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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