Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Asians.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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