- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

women's rights

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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