What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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ejaculation JLR

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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