- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Ain't idn't a word.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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