Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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the economy.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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