What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

thumb_up thumb_down -42

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

thumb_up thumb_down -52

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

thumb_up thumb_down +43

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

This is an anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops