a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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