A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What's 9+10? 19.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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