- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Sex

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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