Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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GONNA

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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oh hai

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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