Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A woman wears a dress.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Obamacare

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