- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

And Stephen Hawking said.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

You know what's cool? Yep.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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