What is the name of the car? What

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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The Joke Below

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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