What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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