- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where's my tractor?

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Dumb

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

VAL SUCKS

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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