Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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