- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there?

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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