- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Cancer.

Whats white? A fridge

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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