What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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