If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Dakota Fanning

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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The game.

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