- Anti Joke

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Whats green? The color green.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

have safe sex

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents