- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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