why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Massie is a fatass

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Anti Joke

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