Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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