awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Neither have I

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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