What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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