- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Women's rights

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

CAVE JOHNSON.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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