What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

haha black people :D

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Neil Lewis

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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