What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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