- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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