- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

You were born.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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