A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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So I was walking down the road today

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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