Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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wael.. nuff said

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Haha, I get it..

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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