- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Womens basketball

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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