a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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you gay?

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Jovan

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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