- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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