Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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call me maybe.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A man buys a prius

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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