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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Ross.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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