- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Justin's life

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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