- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

every knight i see an owl at window

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.