- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A kid has no friends.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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