Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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69

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Anti Joke

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