- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Basically copying you.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Ross.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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