How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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9/11

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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child labor

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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