what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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