Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Knock knock What?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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