- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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