- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What is the meaning of life? 42

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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