- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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