- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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