whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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