- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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