- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Get on the boat.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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