Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

i killed my family

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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