Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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