Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Justin Bieber.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

i killed my family

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

fish fishy caoimhin

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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