- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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