- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

im gay

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

hi

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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