- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

David Cameron

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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