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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Happy Monday!

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

how did the man die he didnt

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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