- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Chuck Norris is dead......

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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