- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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