- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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